What To Expect When You Are MY Roommate...

A N Y T H I N G...

My roommate went out of town for the weekend only to find THIS in her room when she got back. The best part is she locked her room before she left, so the fact that we were able to get in and leave this little random present without her knowing was the best part.

We strapped her teddy bear into the shopping cart and took lots of things out of her pantry and added those to her cart as well.

Now comes the sexy pictures on her bed. She hasn't seen these yet. I'll let you know what her reaction is after she reads this post...

My partner in crime...





LAST time she went out of town, all of her stinky fish that I hated, died. I don't know why they did. It looked suspicious that all 15 were pushing up seaweed and I was the only one home to take care of them (she knew I hated having them) but I swear I am innocent! When she got back I had posted pictures of each fish who had died along with their names on the tank and left an obituary of her favorite fish. (Yes, people, they all had names) I am happy to say that we got rid of the smelly tank of fish :)

A Kid Again

Remember as a kid when you had all kinds of scrapes and cuts on your body all the time? I don't think I have had road rash this bad since I was about 10. It stings and I am glad that I don't get these very often anymore. Sliding into home is not worth it and I am never doing it again.

Connecting the Dots

Sometimes my thought process takes a little longer...

I went to the grocery store with two friends on Saturday night before fast Sunday because I had to get some ingredients to make frogeye salad for break-the-fast. While I was there shopping for break-the-fast, I saw that the strawberries looked really good and they were on sale, so I decided to have friends over for crepes in the morning.

The next morning:
Made all the crepes, cut the strawberries, and cooked the bacon on our grill outside. AFTER we start eating we all realized it was fast Sunday. You'd think we would have connected the dots when we were grocery shopping for my break-the-fast salad. But the best part was everyone in our apartment complex had to smell bacon while THEY were fasting. Suckuhs!!!